For Those Of You Who Were Wondering.

Why Do They Have To Make It So Hard To Ride The Bus?

I lost my fucking buspass!!! Oh yeah, I hear your indifference. I hear you muttering to yourself "so what there's only three more days in the month anyway." Well the jokes on you I never even had the pass part of the "bus pass". All I had was the stupid student i.d. picture. DON'T THINK I DON'T HEAR YOUR INDIFFERENCE GROWING EVER STILL! I know the i.d. part of the pass only costs 12 bucks. But that’s not the point. The fucking trials I had to go through to get that picture... you don't know man you don't even know. I had to bike downtown in potentially fatal Montreal traffic, I had to wait in line only to find out it was the wrong line then go wait in another line surrounded by the type of people that frequently cause me to run screaming though the halls of the university. Then I had to get back on my bike and bike through even more physically offensive downtown traffic to go to the fucking Metro terminal. Then I had to wait in another line only to find out that I didn't have a proof of residence that is vital to claim my fucking 35 dollar a month transportation. Then I had to run out of time running around trying to find all this shit. Then I had to loose the fucking form somewhere in the vortex that is my apartment. Then I had to go through all that shit all over again. Finally, after all that stupid bureaucratic bullshit I got my little plastic i.d. card in my hot little hands. By this point it was already midway through the month so buying a pass was not cost effective. I put my pass safely away on the floor of my living room where i knew where to find it when October rolled around. But alas, that poor little i.d. card would never have the opportunity to fulfill it's destiny and couple with a monthly metro pass. I searched for it high and low but it was gone. Now I am faced with the apauling notion that I'll have to go through all that shit again. WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME